the most monumental waste of resources ever

[nexusoblivion]

there's a camp site behind my house and down the hill.... today a cop knocking on my door because some one had apparently stolen a case (24 cans) of beer from a cooler at above stated camp site..... no they didn't steal the cooler... just the beer..... and yes some one actually reported a missing case of beer....
I laughed at the cop and then she asked me what was funny and when I explained to her that this was a monumental waste of her time (hunting down stolen beer) she didn't find it so humorous.... I'm sorry but filling out a police report for a case of beer is a horrid waste of time.... I'm sure cops have better things to do than cater to the whiney whims of some tourist lol... just thought every one might get a laugh out of this...

[Bolvarxx]

Rofl tell me about it...

During the year of school we had a Police Officer come into the boys locker room because some whiney weak mofo said someone stole his lock to his locker. It was just thrown in the shower...
I was of course later blamed becuase I laugh at everything but that's off topic <.<
I mean seriously? A fucking LOCK! People get cell phones, gym clothes, and cologne stolen all the time and yet no one says shit.

[nexusoblivion]

WTB GOLD PLATED LOCK WITH DIAMOND TUMBLERS rofl

[expo]

It is one of those useless things to do, but the US government tops the charts in wasting resources.

[nexusoblivion]

indeed, I just don't think we need the contributions of the feeble minded mis-allocating resources lol

[expo]

indeed, I just don't think we need the contributions of the feeble minded mis-allocating resources lol

Unfortunately, we may never have it any other way.

[nexusoblivion]

presumably so

[Frozen]

Yes, it's indeed a big waste of resources, lol.

[mattatheos]

Wow, was it a town wide search for stolen beer?

[runemaster]

The reason people do these things is to distract you from more important issues or generally just to fuck with you.

personally I hate it. I would have said "Listen, lady, I would love to help you in your crusades to discover the location of the bandits that stole said pathetic whiny tourist consumer whore's liquor, however I have more important, live saving issues to deal with then to help someone retrieve their alcoholic beverage so that they may continue to beat their wife, and abuse his children.

Thanks and have a great day wasting time, tax dollars, and preventing me from becoming a productive citizen all for the need to feel morally superior."

[Bjerkeng]

The reason people do these things is to distract you from more important issues or generally just to fuck with you.

personally I hate it. I would have said "Listen, lady, I would love to help you in your crusades to discover the location of the bandits that stole said pathetic whiny tourist consumer whore's liquor, however I have more important, live saving issues to deal with then to help someone retrieve their alcoholic beverage so that they may continue to beat their wife, and abuse his children.

Thanks and have a great day wasting time, tax dollars, and preventing me from becoming a productive citizen all for the need to feel morally superior."

lol'd xP

[xXCritterXx]

I lol'd

[SolomonGM]

I just found a fresh case of beer guys!

[Nny]

I just found a fresh case of beer guys!

Dude, I'm calling the cops. I think that was MY beer....

[SolomonGM]

Dude, I'm calling the cops. I think that was MY beer....

/loads gun

Try me...