Pick up lines/Chuck norris jokes

[wareagle920]

please post your chuck norris jokes(best seen in barrens general chat on normal wow) and your pick up lines that u think are funny

[Apophysis]

Pick up lines
1) Can I borrow a quarter to call my dying mother?
2)That shirt is very becoming on you, of course if I were on you i'd be cumming too.
3)Is that a mirror in your pocket because I see myself in your pants.

Chuck Norris jokes
In progress
1) Chuck norris counted to infinity...twice
2) Giraffes were created when Chuck Norris upper-cutted a horse.
3) Beneath Chuck Norris' beard is not a chin but yet another fist.

[Cyprien]

the best pickup line:
Ive lost my number, can I have yours?
Hey I dont have a pickup line but you look like you wanna get picked up
What can I do to be your friend?

Chuck norris
Chuck norris makes onions cry
Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

:D

[sonic boom]

pickup line:

do u wanna be more dan m8ts.
my numba your fone

[Terrorblade]

chuck norris
Chuck norris went to heaven and god asked him what have you done to have my thorne chuck norris said God your in my seat. (short verison)

[rikusoraleon]

When Chuck Norris pees he clogs the toilet.
When chuck norris was a child he didnt wet the bed, the bed wet itself because it was holding chuck norris.
The chief export of chuck norris is pain.
When the boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for chuck norris.
Chuck Norris is the reason why waldo is hiding.
Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
For some, the left testicle is larger than the right one. For Chuck Norris, each testicle is larger than the other one.

[nemesisinfinity]

lmao
Chuck Norris once travelled back in time. Stopped the bullet that shot JFK.
JFK's head exploded out of shear amazement.
There is no endangered spieces list, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live.