[LUA] QQRofl (For fun)

[Furine]

Read the full script please.

function qq_OnModRage(pUnit, event)
pUnit:NewTopic(14, 0, "Your posts are in danger, ROFL")
pUnit:RegisterEvent("Delete_Retarded_Post", 3000, 0)
pUnit:RegisterEvent("Move_Topic", 15000, 0)
pUnit:RegisterEvent("Lock_Topic", 10000, 0)
end

function Delete_Retarded_Post(pUnit, event)
pUnit:QuickReply(12, 0, "Retarded post found! Deleting time!")
pUnit:CastSpellOnTarget(9743, pUnit:GetRandomPoster(0))
end

function Move_Topic(pUnit, event)
pUnit:QuickReply(12, 0, "This topic isn't in it's supposed category, therefore I have to move it.")
pUnit:CastSpellOnTarget(30012, pUnit:GetRandomTopic(0))
end

function Lock_Topic(pUnit, event)
pUnit:GoAdvancedPosting(12, 0, "Your topic shouldn't be here, so I lock it, nananana")
pUnit:CastSpellOnTarget(9576, pUnit:GetRandomTopic(0))
end

function qq_LeaveModRage(pUnit, event)
pUnit:RemoveEvents()
local Text2 = math.random(1, 3)
if Text2 == 1 then
pUnit:QuickReply(12, 0, ":rolleyes:")
if Text2 == 2 then
pUnit:QuickReply(12, 0, "Damn, nothing to moderate...")
if Text2 == 3 then
pUnit:QuickReply(12, 0, "Where did Skreem go? My job is so much less without him around!")
end
end
end
end

function qq_OwnTarget(pUnit, event)
local Text = math.random(1, 3)
if Text == 1 then
pUnit:QuickReply(14, 0, "Your posts are history!")
if Text == 2 then
pUnit:QuickReply(14, 0, "QQ Moar it r Powerz me!")
if Text ==3 then
pUnit:QuickReply(14, 0, "Don't blame my avatar!")
end
end
end
end

function qq_OnFail(pUnit, event)
pUnit:RemoveEvents()
pUnit:GrantAchievement=("1280")
local Text3 = math.random(1, 3)
if Text3 == 1 then
pUnit:QuickReply(14, 0, "Disorder is about to strike!")
if Text3 == 2 then
pUnit:QuickReply(14, 0, "Can no longer... Moderate... Your... Posts...")
if Text3 == 3 then
pUnit:QuickReply(14, 0, "Master Jargs, forgive me, I have failed you!")
end
end
end
end

RegisterUnitEvent(NPCID, 1, "qq_OnModRage")
RegisterUnitEvent(NPCID, 2, "qq_LeaveModRage")
RegisterUnitEvent(NPCID, 3, "qq_OwnTarget")
RegisterUnitEvent(NPCID, 4, "qq_OnFail")

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-- Used in this script: Achievement: http://thottbot.com/ach1280
-- Spell for deleted post: http://thottbot.com/s9743
-- Spell for moved topic: http://thottbot.com/s30012
-- Spell for locked topic: http://thottbot.com/s9576
-- This is a non-functionable script that is meant for entertainment purpose only.
-- This is a tribute to our loved moderator, QQrofl.
-- By Furine.
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Scripted it to make fun of QQrofl over MSN but he wanted me to release it so here it is :p

[QQrofl]

Yay. I love it, it looks awesome. :)
+ QQ

[Sdyess]

haha, very nice.

[Faded]

pUnit:QuickReply(14, 0, "Can no longer... Moderate... Your... Posts...")


lol i like that part

[Furine]

Post in English since it's an English forum.
Let QQrofl edit it if he thinks it should be edited.
He already told me that I should just leave it be.

And no.. I'm not that new, I was here hanging about around a half year before I registered.
EDIT: if you ask nicely, perhaps I may.

[Puede]

I love the Script :P Nice Job, Enough with the Spamming already little childish tards :P Very nice Furine I give you ++ :)

[Foxx]

Nice Furine.

[Double]

nice script Furine. Funny

[treetree]

Prophetx,,I disagree that this will hurt artilles
feelings,because he is obviously a very,emotionally
removed person,,if there is any emotion he is capable of
feeling it probably is revenge and utter discontent.

I agree there must be a limit to making any kind
of fun or reference to people and that it is best
to discontinue this course of action for the
plain fact it is not nice.

Furthermore,,artilles was not concerned about
our feelings and continued to abuse and neglect our
every attempt to steer him in the right direction and
a lot of people are still upset and venting about it.

So yes discontinue making fun of artilles for the
human sake of politeness,but don't tell me that
this will in any way evoke a hurt feeling or discord
from this person,,but it appears that his friends
are quite capable of taking over this role for him.

p.s. why do I bother,, sometimes I don't know

tree :(

[QQrofl]

There. I took him out of the script, you big babies. Now back to the topic as it should be. Lets get started again:

- I like the script, Furine. Sooo funny, haha.

[Mikeambrose3]

My god

[Furine]

Well, Xepher, QQrofl and Lightorious approved the script being just fine with Artilles in it, so I don't see the big deal, but okay, QQrofl fixed it up.
Hopefully Skreem can take a joke, which someone-not-to-mention-who can't.

[Blyitgen]

QQrofl edit my post to something good u want :)

[RakkorZ - ZxoxZ]

Kewl, Nice Script. Good Job Furine :P

[Furine]

I should probably have made it functional :P

[QQrofl]

True. But it is still funny. :)

[Furine]

Shoot me for posting in a 11 day old thread but - perhaps I will... :P

[anders93]

nice ;)